Tuesday, January 22, 2008
hmm hows evrybody? anw, here's something i thought to be funny. for those who havent seen it, enjoy =)> Funny - 小学生造句
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> 1.题目: 原来
> 小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
> 老师评语: 妈妈关切一下
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> 2.题目: ..一边........... 一边............ ..
> 小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
> 老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~
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> 3.题目: 其中
> 小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
> 老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？~~
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> 4.题目: 一... 就....
> 小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
> 老师评语: 老师笑到不行..
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> 5. 題目: 你看
> 小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊
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> 6. 照样造句
> 例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
> 小朋友写 : 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
> 老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??
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> 7.照样造句
> 例题: 别人都夸我( )，其实我( )
> 小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我( 是戴面具的)。
> 老师评语 : 什么面具这么好用???
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> 8.题目: 好... 又好..
> 小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...
> 老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？
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> 9.题目 : 陆陆续续
> 小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
> 老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?
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> 10.题目: 皮开肉绽
> 小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!
> 老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。
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> 11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
> 小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
> 老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗 ...
> 还有一个更瞎的…
> 小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
> 老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~
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> 12. 题目: 谢谢....因为......
> 小朋友写 : 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
> 老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!
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> 13.题目: 难过
> 小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
> 老师评语 : 老师更难过......
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> 14. 题目: 天才
> 小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。
> 老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~
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> 15.題目: 一… 便 …
> 小朋友写: 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。
> 还有一個更瞎的…
> 小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。
> 老师评语: 造句不要乱造...
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> 16.題目: 又..... 又 .....
> 小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
> 老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?
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> 17果然
> 上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水
> 老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。
> 小朋友又说：老师，我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了！
> 老师：…………
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> 18 瓜分
> 小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非
> 老师：小傻瓜也分不清
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> 19 好吃
> 小朋友：好吃个屁
> 老师： ………
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> 20 况且
> 小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．
> 老师：……………
*xf*
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5:30 AM
Monday, January 14, 2008
As the first day I am enlisted in NS, I feel it rather compelling to share with all of you my unique experience. I think it will be a bit different from other guys. My enlistment time is at 8.30am at CMPB today (exactly the same as Ni Chuan). However, due to some delays, I only managed to get to CMPB at 8.40am (2nd time late since I returned from China). In the end, I was told that the first round of Oath Taking has already started so I had to wait for the second round. (That's perhaps the reason why I didn't meet Ni Chuan today). So I waited patiently for the second round. When the parents and relatives of first batch of enlistees come out, I entered the Oath Taking room and they took away my NRIC. Then I was told to be seated in the first three rows and I was seated in the first row. Then they play some videos to allow time for others to arrive. At the same time, we were issued SAF cards. When everyone was seated, they started the Oath Taking exercise. They just asked us to rise and repeat after the officer. It was completely a mess in the first part of the Oath as we were asked to say our own NRIC and name. But the rest was in one voice. Then we were asked to sign the Oath form. After that, we have 10 mins of interaction with parents or friends. Then the officers saw I am alone so they began to accost me and try to console me for being alone. I also feel quite left out during that point. Luckily, it's just a short period of time. After that, we were being brought to an auditorium and they show a Hollywood movie for us to kill time.
Then the Military Police Command officer came and brought me to the Mowbary Camp. That's the most ironical part. I had to rush to CMPB which is at Tiong Bahru early in the morning and they are bringing me to the Mowbary Camp which is just 20 mins of walking distance from my house. Anyway, I only realised that after I went home. As for the rest of the day, I was being told to read some general rules and meet the officers there. Most of the time I was idling cos everyone is too busy with their work so no time to entertain me. But I do have some chit-chatting with the people there and get to know quite a lot of people today.
From today's experience, I realised that I am going to be one of the slackest soldier in NS:) My job scope is just to do administrative work in the HR branch. My working hours is from 7.30am to 5.30pm on weekdays and get to rest on Sat and Sun. I think that's the same as schooling. Furthermore, as I am the direct enlistee there, I don't even need to go Pulau Tekong for a week of Residential Induction Programme. Guess I am going to stay where I am for the whole of two years.
Rihui
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5:27 AM
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Looking thru some photos n found all dese haha... Brotherly luv 4 one another...
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Friday, January 11, 2008
T'was a rainy evening and the campfire was pushed back to abt 9 plus or so..or maybe not.. the 4 facs had their fac flag n dance competition in the hall.i think their music and actions for the dance routine were all about the same?nothing different. lol. oh,athena won the war games,again.rihui,me n len ate at curry wok b4 the event.its been quite some time~
waiting for the fireball thing.
ww came too,but mia
which is the best grp pict?
people mountain people sea
thats all folks!
check out the translation=Pwe saw ms tan n mrs tan.heard ms dilys lim jus transfd sch.
the fireball thing was jus like maf, just with less people and atmosphere~
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Saturday, January 05, 2008
hmmm who is mh tokin to? =P
behind the scenes
help! yaolong got me
s6a rok~ although there is face bk, i think this blog should be liven up =)
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